Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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