The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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