Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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