god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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