The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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