all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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