I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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