My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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