Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Randomize
