Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
So many bounce houses so little time
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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