My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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