S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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