i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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