I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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