So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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