I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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