You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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