why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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