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(605): View more from South Dakota

We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children

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(614): View more from Ohio

can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?

(740): View more from Ohio

bitches.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."

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(210): View more from Texas

I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano

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(515): View more from Iowa

I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...

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(719): View more from Colorado

That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case

(573): View more from Missouri

WTF.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!

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