How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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