yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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