You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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