I'm jealous of your bromance
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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