She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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