One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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