I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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