At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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