erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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