Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i think i scared a bird with my dick
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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