I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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