Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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