a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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