Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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