shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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