she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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