wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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