it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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