Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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