No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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