Small penises have feelings too.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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