The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
