they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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