if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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