Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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