omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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