I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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