What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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