playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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