I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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