You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
4 words: hood of his car
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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