FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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