just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Randomize
