How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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