i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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