I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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