Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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