big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Will exercising make me less horny?
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