Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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