He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
So squirting runs in the family.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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